Funny Sentence

I loved a football player in a hole because that's how I roll.


Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Spring Break Plans

This Spring Break is going to be a little different this year. To begin the festivities we will be going to Fort Cobb with both sets of my grandparents, and a couple of my aunts and uncles... This should be interesting to say the very least. To make things even more complicated all of the 20-something people that will be there, we are ALL staying between two TRAVEL TRAILERS!!! You see I have a theory on travel trailers and that theory is that there is a reason there are hotels and cars and a reason that they are different, they are not meant to be combined into one. And as I figure it you will miss out on a lot of really great hotels by staying in a traveling home on wheels. But my whole family seems to view things differently so I will be spending my Spring Break in a one bedroom travel trailer with 200 other members of my family... This could quite possibly turn out to be the longest four days of my life. But my ideal Spring Break would be going to Europe and traveling around with friends and family that love me.